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not-quite-normal:

marshtwain:

baysalt:


“Augh!! You think they saw us? Ohhhh I think they saw us D:”“Well maybe if you weren’t LIT UP LIKE A FLIPPIN’ CHRISTMAS TREE” “I CAN’T HELP IT! Not exactly a LOW STRESS ENVIRONMENT, THIS”

Co-op would be especially dangerous if both you AND your partner were complete morons

I love the red in his haaaaair and everyone’s sprawled anatomy and Bay!Wheat’s shirt riding up and those haaaands and god Bay, I really want to know how you do colors because I DON’T UNDERSTAAAAAND.

I JUST LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS, LET ME DIE RIGHT NOW

not-quite-normal:

marshtwain:

baysalt:

“Augh!! You think they saw us? Ohhhh I think they saw us D:”
“Well maybe if you weren’t LIT UP LIKE A FLIPPIN’ CHRISTMAS TREE”
“I CAN’T HELP IT! Not exactly a LOW STRESS ENVIRONMENT, THIS”

Co-op would be especially dangerous if both you AND your partner were complete morons

I love the red in his haaaaair and everyone’s sprawled anatomy and Bay!Wheat’s shirt riding up and those haaaands and god Bay, I really want to know how you do colors because I DON’T UNDERSTAAAAAND.

I JUST LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS, LET ME DIE RIGHT NOW

Filed under Portal 2 Portal Wheatley art queue

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alicexz:

This painting was done with a combination of 1.) my desire to experiment with as many fucking brushes as possible, and 2.) my unending lust for this incredible Loki figurine that I’m still trying to talk myself out of blowing $200 on. Does someone want to buy it for me? I’ll give you all the Loki arts in the entire world.

alicexz:

This painting was done with a combination of 1.) my desire to experiment with as many fucking brushes as possible, and 2.) my unending lust for this incredible Loki figurine that I’m still trying to talk myself out of blowing $200 on. Does someone want to buy it for me? I’ll give you all the Loki arts in the entire world.

Filed under Loki Art

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lunar-roving-vehicle:

ARTHUR: Why’s it called that, Skip?

DOUGLAS: What?

ARTHUR: Ottery St. Mary.

MARTIN: I’ve no idea.

ARTHUR: Do you know, Douglas?

DOUGLAS: Yes.

MARTIN: Do you?

DOUGLAS: Certainly I do. You see St. Mary is the patron saint of Devon, and she, of course, was famously martyred by being eaten alive by otters.

ARTHUR: Really?

DOUGLAS: Oh yes. Rabid otters. And so she’s always portrayed in pictures absolutely covered in otters.

ARTHUR: What, eating her?

DOUGLAS: Sometimes, in the more fire and brimstone churches. Elsewhere, the assumption is they’re all in Heaven now and have made up, so they’re just shown milling about her, nuzzling her affectionately and offering her ottery kisses and gifts of haddock.

MARTIN: Douglas…!

ARTHUR: Why would the otters go to Heaven, if they ate a saint?

DOUGLAS: You’ve put your finger, Arthur, as is so often your way, on the crux of a thorny theological problem. So far, our best guess is simply that St. Peter’s got a real soft spot for otters. He looks into those whiskery faces and goes “You guys! I can’t stay mad at you” and lets them into Heaven.

Cabin Pressure 3x04 “Ottery St. Mary”

(Been working on this bit-by-bit throughout the week…in between intense bouts of homework, of course…)

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Filed under cabin pressure art ottery st. mary